Someone write me Stacy/Cuddy with House/Cuddy in the end? Extra bonus if it has something, anything to do with Cuddy's nightgown *puppy eyes*

I've been at Baroque for more than an hour now, trying to find out which cinemas are showing Imagine Me & You and failing miserably. Now I know which cinema it is, so I suppose it'll take another hour just to get Googlemaps to work so I can know where the fuck it is. If you guessed, you guessed right: there's another fucking asshole messing with the wi-fi and he shows no signs of going to leave anytime soon - the bastard just ordered another kettle full of tea. I want him to die. Painfully. May his pancreas explode and the Others feast in his agonizing body.

Watched X-Men 3 last Saturday and enjoyed it, but keep in mind that I live with people that consider The Fast and the Furious series the summit of cinema history, so there... you can imagine what kind of stuff we watch during the evenings *sighs* Actually I have sort of re-thought this stupid idea of going on with a plot bunny for X-Men movieverse-though-including-Emma-Frost fanfiction I came up with when X-Men 2 came out. Shush, shush, go away!

And make-up people, don't do that to Pyro's hair ever again. Ever. He was still way hotter than Iceman *hates Iceman for having such a cool power and being such a stupid character* and what the hell happened to Mystique? Major disappointment there :( I'm not going to spoil it for you, but even before that, she was being like a badly drawn version of the Mystique from the previous two films. Booo v.v

Sometimes I wish they made a DV8 film. With Emily Browning as Bliss, Thora Birch as Gem, Julia Stiles as Sublime, Seth Green as Evo, David Boreanaz as Threshold, Jean Reno as Bob, John Leguizamo as Powerhaus, Angelina Jolie as Ivana and this Gunn boy from Angel as Frostbite, for example.

Then I realise all the goths and similar fauna would adopt it and wear Gem bags and pervert my perverted deviants in a really disgusting way, and thank God they're almost unknown.

Geez, don't let them make a Kabuki film either. I had wanted to have the V from V for Vendetta tattoed for years, and after all the fuss about the film I've given up. Anyway the Kabuki ideograms will be first. Even if they will look like the average mainstream Chinese letters for anyone that hasn't read it xP

I may have read just a few comicbooks in my life, but hey, I'm an elitist bitch about them anyway.

And it's official: I have a crush on Mischa Barton. It's sad to say, but the OC is quite a decent series compared to the average British TV (excepting Green Wing and Sugar Rush, OMG SUGAR RUSH!!! IT'S LIKE ANGELA HAVING A CRUSH ON RAYANNE AND LETTING HERSELF BE CONTROLLED BY FEROMONES!!!!) and I had never heard Marissa's voice in its original version, well, in Lost & Delirious, but Piper hotness sort of eclipsed it and anyway it wasn't the same and then I finally got to see The Gay-Straight Alliance from Once and Again third season and even if Eli's not in that chapter there's too much hotness there, with even Jessie looking desiderable and why am I explaining myself?! I still think I should keep a sandwich in my backpack at any time, just in case I run into Mischa Barton in some street because she could really use some meat on those bones of her, but her voice! Her voice! and that funny hat at the beginning of the chapter!